May 2013
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Sudden, major life change.
Perhaps I will write about it one day. Won’t be around for a few days while I get my head straight. Love ya guys and talk to you soon.
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Just received a robo-call that put me on hold....
Bring it, bitches. I set the phone down on speaker and listen to the garbled music, waiting. Eventually, a real live person comes on thinking he has a bite. I talk to them either a long time, pretending interest, or a short time. It depends on how bored I get. I say shit like “Oh, yah, you betcha! That’s sounds like a real key deal. Tell me more.” Don’t ask me why I do this...
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REVERSALS
Let that which stood in front go behind, Let that which was behind advance to the front, Let bigots, fools, unclean persons, offer new propositions, Let the old propositions be postponed, Let a man seek pleasure everywhere except in himself, Let a woman seek happiness everywhere except in herself. - Walt Whitman
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Wherein I seek out and sign a petition.
Tagged politics, obviously. Here in my town last year, a city council member got all racist and birther with a news reporter. I wrote about it once before. It seems that an important decision was before the city council. One that was newsworthy. A reporter for a local tv station, who happened to be a black woman, was doing her job as a reporter and calling the city council members to get their...
whiteysplace replied to your post: After much consideration, I have decided that no conspiracies are true.
I, myself, I have always been fond of the Christmas Elf Conspiracy. The horror… The horror….
I wish a conspiracy would be true. Just one. Personally, I lean toward Kennedy, but then… I think about conspiracies and no one can keep their mouth shut. If there is a conspiracy,...
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After much consideration, I have decided that no...
We landed on the moon. Lee Harvey Oswald killed Kennedy alone. 911 was perpetrated by Satanists with their own cocks so far up their asses they actually thought of themselves as Muslims. The Boston Bombers were the Boston Bombers and Benghazi is a desperate cry for help from a dying right wing. Every other one you can think of is wrong, too. Cobain killed himself. UFOs are not real and the Bermuda...
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STEVE THORPE: Fire Nuns impresses with new CD →
The first place I really heard Wax Bananas was last summer at the BAM Festival in Woodle Park in Sturgis. I was impressed. It was four young men — Hadrian Michael Kindt on guitar and vocals, Sam Matson on lead guitar, Adam Mundorf on bass and Steven Cady on drums — who know their instruments and play well together.
This year, the Wax Bananas have become Fire Nuns, and have released their first...
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Anonymous asked: tips for a college freshman that hates this shit and just wants to write?
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Yeah, Stoney was a liar,
he bullshitted, ain’t no doubt about it. It was just the way he told things, made you never want to doubt him. He kept you going when the road got tough, and brought you through the lean times by making it up.
Had to. It's my second favorite election post :)
wiitns replied to your post: So I rubbed some grapeseed oil into my beard and I look and feel fabulous.
You spelled “lube” and “penis” wrong
I always do. My pen has been provided me by The Patriarchy! AHHHHH!
You can always tell if you need more beer by the...
forrever——starrcastick:
This is indeed true. I just experienced it first hand.
Every goddamn time.
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So I rubbed some grapeseed oil into my beard and I...
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You can always tell if you need more beer by the...
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theartistformallyknownasmcfly asked: I'm really honored you followed me back! I look forward to endless scrolling through your pages of tumblr.
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All of a sudden, my "Dog Porn" post is getting a...
A LOT of hits. Apparently, there are many, many people out there looking for “Dog Porn”. Oh baby! This was the original, good-natured post. Won’t those perverts be surprised? I mean, it’s totally Cinemax dog porn. Hahaha.
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My state (South Dakota) has done much to limit...
It’s a very anti-choice state. It’s worked, too. Abortions have been going down and down here. They are half what they were 20 years ago. Women have to jump through a lot of artificial hoops made up to make getting an abortion difficult—mandatory counseling, waiting period, forced to look at sonograms, etc. We try to fuck with their fragile heads as much as possible around here....
“It is horrifying that we have to fight our own government to save the...”
– Ansel Adams
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Ok, I was being facetious.
Personally, I like Star Wars better. More cowboys-n-Indians, more fun. I like Star Trek, too. Both are pure fantasy and in the case of Star Trek, comically clinical. Truly great and believable sci-fi, imo, is found in Alien and Blade Runner. I kid but I love :)
balancingegoasaleo replied to your post: I’m a huge Star Trek fan but I’m sorry “May the Fourth be with you” is fucking stupid.
Star Wars?
I like Star Wars, too. Especially Spock—those pointy ears coupled with that leaden logic. Fuckin hilarious!
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I'm a huge Star Trek fan but I'm sorry "May the...
Hahaha.
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Here are my Kentucky Derby picks:
Orb Verrazano Vyjack If i win this you guys won’t be seeing my happy ass no more. I’ll be in Palm Springs with my NEW friends :)
“I believe I’ll just give up living and go shopping instead.”
– B.B. King
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I just looked at a bunch of pictures of celebs and...
Some of the celebs I didn’t recognize, but I could always pick them out without reading the accompanying text by their sharp, pointy plastic surgery noses. All celebs have the same sharp, pointy plastic surgery nose. Couple things I learned: 1. Solange Knowles, Beyonce’s sister, is fucking hot. 2. Alex Watson, Emma’s brother, makes Emma look very masculine. Standing next to him,...
itsnotaconspiracy asked: I read a bit of one of your stories and I've got to say that you are quite the writer :D
Anonymous asked: I had a dream I had sex with you last night.
altarflame replied to your photo: That awkward moment between the time you’re born…
I mostly agree with all your political opinions. But, Syria is a country that’s been begging for help and intervention while really terrible things go on ignored, for a long time. So it’s harder for me… I’d feel much better about it than oil war.
Well, the question is, ultimately, are we the World Cops?...
Perhaps this will be a new series.
Late night selfie drunken rants based on the thoughts and happenings of the day.
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April 2013
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