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His head was smaller than usual
and he was missing part of his face, but I could still make out that it was Jim. Man, he really looked like hell.
So, I'm like eating this sandwich
see? And this dude walks up to me…Oh, I should mention I was in Subway. Anyway, this dude walks up to me and asks me how to get to Mt. Rushmore. It’s 60 miles south of here and all made out of rock and shit. Granite heads, dead presidents, you know the drill. I pointed north and told him to get on I-90. “Head north,” I said in my best western drawl. “Eventually,...