December 2009
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“Sarcasm is skepticism mixed with equal portions of anger and humor.”
– Michael Kindt
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I see that there is an abortion discussion going...
It’s about time! It will be so nice to finally get this settled. *gets champagne ready*
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Goals in life are easier to achieve
if you approach them like a staircase. First, set smaller goals that can reached relatively easily, then work your way up to larger, lifelong goals. I have done this for years with great success. My goal at this point is to become the All-Being, Master of Time, Space, and Dimension. Then I wanna go to Europe.
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“I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people...”
– Miss Teen South Carolina
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The Middle East Explained
You know how you wake up grumpy on some days? Maybe you didn’t get enough sleep and you’re in a bad mood but have to go to work anyway. Driving down the street feeling crappy, wishing the day was already over even though it’s only 9 am. Then someone cuts you off, practically totals your car, and you’re like “Fuck!” Now you’re in a really bad mood, outright...
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The Scientific Aesthetic
“Poets say science takes away from the beauty of the stars—mere globs of gas. Nothing is “mere”. I too can see the stars on a desert night, and feel them. But do I see less or more? The vastness of the heavens stretches my imagination—stuck on this carousel my little eye can catch one-million-year-old light. A vast pattern—of which I am a part—perhaps my...
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Young & Dumb ~ Most Definitely
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It ain't about sex
it’s like a force of nature, like fucking gravity. I’m weak, pulled along like a limp ass noodle going BLEH BLEH flopping in the wind. It doesn’t matter. I’m in love and I’ll never see you again. You distract me for 25 minutes, but what of the other 90000000000 minutes? Yeah, I thought so. Still, it’s a nice 25 minutes. I’ll fucking take it. Take what I...
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The Epicurean Paradox of Evil:
God either wants to eliminate bad things and cannot, or can but does not want to, or neither wishes to nor can, or both wants to and can.
If he wants to and cannot, he is weak—and this does not apply to God, who is omnipotent.
If he can but does not want to, then he is spiteful—which is equally foreign to God’s nature, which is supposed to be loving.
If he neither wants to...
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Nicolaus Copernicus showed that the earth was not...
but if the universe is infinite in every direction, then wouldn’t everywhere in the universe be the exact center?
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Saw this in another post: It takes two people to...
I strongly disagree. It takes one person and some sperm to make a baby. The vast majority of absentee parents in this country and I’d assume the world are MEN. Parenthood for a man is voluntary, but for a woman it is INVOLUNTARY. Growing up, at least half of my friends had missing fathers, fathers they saw on the weekend, saw at holidays, saw in the summertime.
It is always a matter of...
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“All religions are equally sublime to the ignorant, useful to the politician, and...”
– Lucretius (via jlamere)
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“Pathetic earthlings. Hurling your bodies out into the void, without the...”
– Ming the Merciless
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I was listening to
happy-go-lucky Spoon which I love it’s easy music and comes natural, like urine or swearing. Yeah, it sucks to like someone who doesn’t like you. What a fucking nightmare. I was listening to simplicity to the shit that happens on the surface of life like love and being dissed and not being respected and not fucking getting it. I was listening to easy listening music. Now, though,...
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My favorite lyrics ever? Perhaps.
It was daylight when you woke up in your ditch. You looked up at your sky. That made blue be your color. You had your knife with you there too. When you stood up there was goo all over your clothes. Your hands were sticky. You wiped them on your grass, So now your color was green. Oh Lord, why did everything always have To keep changing like this? You were already getting nervous again. ...
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“One of the most tragic consequences of these official crimes is that it will be...”
– Al Gore [The Assault On Reason (paperback), pp 176-177] (via savagemike) (via pandyland)
Heh. The core message of America to world: BUY CONSUME and maybe OBEY US? It cracks me up people still believe this fake America is awesome shit when a dipshit democrat says it. Obama was talking about a just...
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"Fuck this I'm going shopping"
Get some alcohol. Booze, beer, anything. The howling emptiness of sobriety is screaming in my mind, saying, “fuck you, fuck you” over and over again. I grind my teeth together till my mouth fills with blood, but it doesn’t help. Nothing fucking helps.
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Just got back from the post office
and the new Elle is here. I love it when the new Elle comes. It’s even better than when the new Scientific American comes. But this month they got Briney Spears on the cover. WTF? It says Britney (Like you’ve never seen her before…)
Um, what’s that? Sober? Sane? Pretty? Talented? Not white trash? Wearin panties? Having class?
There are many, many, many ways I’ve...
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High Definition TV
I don’t fucking get it. Tonight I watched an episode of Mythbusters in Hi-Def and was distracted by all the sharp edges and super super detail. WTF? I don’t need to see Adam and Jamie’s nosehair from across the room. And that guy standing clear in the background? Huge, pulsating zit on his ass. People pay extra for this shit?
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The schools in America are so bad
because the government has a vested interest in a stupid population.
You think the government could do what it does, get away with what it does, if the average American wasn’t dumb as a rock?
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Melifluous
Jesus Christ I miss you. I can’t believe how much I miss you. I miss how much of a dork you are. I wanna listen to ABBA with you. You can be my Dancing Queen & I’ll be your Fernando. I like Squarebob Spongepants too. I loved it when your toenails were painted dark blue. I imagined them by my ears as I—wait, I love Rent too because you do.
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Who here still thinks America is a free country?
then you’re a dumbass. Seriously. Unfollow if you want—in fact, please do. But first tell me why we have more people in jail than China, which is supposed to be this “unfree” country? The population of China is 1.3 billion people. The population of the U.S. is 300 million, a little less than .3 billion, but we have more people in jail than they do. Why? Oh, right....
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“Whining occurs when a self-obsessed, narcissistic person uncovers the truth.”
– Michael Kindt
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Cotton Balls
the dreaded final stage of Beer Nuts.
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When I look into your eyes
I see moist orbs of organic material the color of whatever color they are.