December 2010
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Today I learned that there are real people...
Like from real life. Like who live around here and know me or sort of know me or who have heard of me.
These people do not have tumblrs.
Hi Lindsay! Hi Brandi! Hi other people!
I see you lookin’ at me.
Careful. I may post n00dz.
Anonymous asked: How did you come up with the title for your book and is it relevant to the story?
November 2010
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“Love is a form of prejudice. You love what you need, you love what makes you...”
– Charles Bukowski (via fuckyeahbukowski)
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I wish I could connect better with people.
I’m horrible at it. Horrible. I pretty much never return emails and maintaining a chat either via text or online is just…exhausting to me. Shit, if you’re worried about me stalking you, don’t. I barely have the energy to talk to you, let alone stalk you. Sometimes, I chalk it up to being older and having been through many disappointing or nowhere relationships, but really...
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I think your blog should be almost as interesting...
“I’m a lover, a writer, sometime fighter who will steal your soul. I take apart and put back together various electronic devices for fun. I also sing in a band, paint, and am learning to line dance in between my Latin classes. I collect vintage tennis shoes and just got back from Bhutan, where I spent a year trekking in the Himilayas and following the Buddha’s path. I am gay, bi,...
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That awkward moment when the police discover the...
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I suck donkey dicks at Scrabble.
Why? You’d think I’d be good at it. I have a way with words, the gift of gab, and am completely full of shit. I would make a bang-up politician, but, alas, I have a soul.
I even studied English in college and yet every time I play Scrabble I get stomped like a narc at a biker rally. It’s frustrating.
Hold me?
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Where are 1% of all Americans? →
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Allyson Townsend, better known to her fans as Ally...
Happily, Townsend’s account was reinstated this week after intervention from the Electronic Frontier Foundation convinced YouTube and the petitioners to reconsider their positions.
“Sometimes,” said YouTube spokesman Gurn Blandston, “we do take the corporate cock out of our mouth and say ok.”
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A Viking woman could divorce her husband for...
She did it in the following way:
She would summon her father—or, if her father had passed, brother, uncle, etc. Then she would summon her husband. The three of them would then go into the bedroom she shared with her husband. She would climb on the marriage bed, stand on it, and announce that the marriage was over. She would then pack her things and leave with the male relative.
Done deal.
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Speaking of bald, I saw this dude in the store the...
It wasn’t even the same color as his real hair poking out from under it. They were similar colors, but not the same. And it was ridiculously full. Thick, bushy hair looks odd on an old man. Look at some of these geriatric metal heads. I mean, my god.
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May toad shit ooze from your pores and render you...
Two enthusiastic thumbs down.
I like to laugh. You know this. I am a humorous chap, often cracking jokes. I smile pert-near 80% of the time. Y u no tell me what you’re laughing at?
(insert tired meme here)
If you ask me what I’m laughing at, I’ll tell you. Really. If I am sitting at the computer and start chuckling and you are across the room picking through a bag of beans in...
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tealeavestreefingers asked: I've already posted a message to you via this box before, but I need to say something else. I fucking adore how you speak your mind. This is probably the most honest "blog" or what-ever-the-fuck you want to call it I have ever read. Very entertaining. I especially enjoyed the infamous chicken post. I'll be purchasing your book rather soon. Don't stop writing, ever. You are...
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I have been invited to the bar to hang with people...
I guess I’m going. Not much else to do. If I bring my own mug I can drink as much as I want during the game for a mere ten bucks, so I’m taking my Marvin The Martian mug. Its interior is virginal, having only seen green tea, but soon it will be defiled by the whore that is beer.
Ok.
Anyway, I’m not a football fan, but I am a bar fan, so I’ll be rooting for me to have a...
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“I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain...”
– Jack Handey
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I'm going to start reviewing stuff. I want to be a...
I want my opinion to be so powerful it will terrorize the marketplace like a Godzilla made out of words.
But I don’t want to do reviews on ordinary shit. Movie reviews? Hello, it’s been done. Same with books, music, and tv.
I want to review unusual things and I will start with this snowy day: two enthusiastic thumbs up. It’s ice cold and gray and snowy, snowy, snowy out and I...
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imatalossbecauseoftragedy-deact asked: The book arrived today :D
It looks amazing!! I am so excited to read it, I know a few people that I want to share this with and my friend has already asked for it. Hahahaha.
Once again. Thank you so much!
It looks amazing!! I am so excited to read it, I know a few people that I want to share this with and my friend has already asked for it. Hahahaha.
Once again. Thank you so much!
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Find joy in the looking. Make yourself.
Easier said than done, I know, but so what? There is no mythical finish line in life. There’s only death, a very decidedly non-mythical finish line. If is the most evil word in the English language. It should be deleted.
If I was done with school.
If I was in love.
If I had a better job.
If what? Your life suddenly begins? Do not spend your time like pocket change waiting to arrive....
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wordsthough asked: do people find you offensive? i thought your comment "i'm against heterosexual marriage" flipping hilarious and put it as my status on facebook and ended up in a debate about marriage, people missed the point entirely! it's supposed to point out how stupid it sounds to be against one specific type of marriage and how we should be more accepting (well thats what i got from it)...
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havethingstodo replied to your post: How do we get out of our own head?
Wanna get married?
Unfortunately, I only support gay marriage. I’m opposed to heterosexual marriage.
Sorry :(
Banging. Yes. Let us bang. We will get in the sack and commence to bangin’.
I’ve already done the whole marriage thing. I strongly discourage it for any and everyone.
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How do we get out of our own head?
I just had a discussion on Facebook with a hardcore Republican tea bagger. The whole thing was rather silly. I mean, I’m liberal and mock those types of people, but I’m not really that different. I have my own set of beliefs, my own framework. Talking politics is such an enormous waste of time because nothing new can come of it. It’s just more politics. You either like Rule #67...
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rarelybored asked: You don't have to post this, but, I wanted to let you jnow that im going to by your book on amazon as soon as I get the chance (i Just moved across the atlantic and Im fucking broke). Would you be open to discussion of your collection?
Soooooo . . .
poemsaboutoranges:
this is new.
I started following a few tumblr folks on my Google Reader and ended up loving the format. I like that Tumblr allows for brevity or length, images or audio or links or text, silliness or seriousness. It seems perfect for stuff that’s too short/casual for Blogger and stuff that’s too long/context-reliant for Twitter.
Also, no one follows my Twitter. It made me...
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2,000 fetuses found at Buddhist temple →
What the fuck?
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Why are they banning that ghastly Four Loko shit?
Because some people drank it and got sick and ended up in the hospital? But didn’t even more people drink it and simply have fun? Shouldn’t it therefore be totally legalized, even for toddlers?
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We have a cute little college radio station here...
It’s pretty good. A nice mix of music from the last 15 years or so. I listen to it sometimes in the car, but usually in the shower. It’s commercial-free and totally music, which is cool. So I’m in the shower scrubbing my ass and listening to it, see? And they’re playing American Idiot by Green Day. It’s one of the finest songs by Green Day, in my opinion. The album...
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I'm having an In The Body experience.
It’s like I’m trapped inside my skin and can’t get the fuck out and float around the room. What a pisser.
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