February 2010
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Life in America or Lola Wins The Lottery
When Lola Wagg, using the lucky penny she affectionately calls ‘Herman’, revealed the final word on her $3 Scrabble scratch lottery ticket, she couldn’t believe her dull, lifeless eyes. She had just won $30,000. “I just started screaming my head off,” says Wagg. “AHHHH! AHHHH! was all I could say. I jumped up and down so much I sprained my ankle.” She indicates a brace on her lower left leg with...
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Where I live
People are like, “What’s grammer?” They grunt and sniff and howl. They are monosyllabic, but have no idea why. They do not date, they mate. Soon, I will hop on one of those fancy roads with asphalt on it and get the fuck outta here…
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Write one leaf about your favorite job.
writeoneleaf:
via My Favorite Job
Not gonna lie, my favorite kind of job is the blow job. Also called hummer, knob polishing, cock-sucking, and, more formally, fellatio—which kind of sounds like an Italian dude. Perhaps he was the lesser known capo in the Corleone Family. There was Clemenza, there was Tessio, and maybe there was Fellatio. In my Ask, an anon said that they thought I was...
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“I am owner of my might, and I am so when I know myself as unique. In the unique...”
– Max Stirner
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My first name is Michael
My last name is Kindt (pronounced kint). I go by Mike pretty much 24/7. The only time I use Michael, really, is in conjunction with my last name. Think about it for a second and you’ll understand why.
Middle school was hell for me.
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No matter what you think
it’s going to be ok. It will. I swear to fucking god it will. There’s no perspective when you’re young. You can’t see past all the shit—but the shit ends and there is stuff past it. There’s something else. I don’t know what, but there is. I went through it. Everyone does. Everyone has to. It makes us human. I’ll probably go through it again, someday....
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“Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.”
– Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #76
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January 2010
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“After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing as wanting. It...”
– Mr. Spock
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Write one leaf in which you describe what you "do"...
(via writeoneleaf)
What I do on the internet is go somewhere without leaving. I’m still at home, but I’m gone. I’m in Tumblr land being a smartass. I’m in torrent land stealing music and movies or whole seasons of commercial free television. In June of 2008, I eliminated television as a source of entertainment and it was a good decision. This makes the internet the only...
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“When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down and they don’t get...”
– Wendy. 8 years old. (via nikiwithissues)
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Getting Old
A few notes about this song: the...