May 2010
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Cobain was a gun owner.
He’s still cool, right?
If there’s anything guns give you, it’s options.
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Fact:
I’m insanely liberal.
I’m also a member of the NRA.
I have guns, but not to defend myself against crime—although I would if necessary.
I would never hunt. I could never kill an innocent animal—although I would if I was truly starving.
I have guns because something tells me I’m going to have to shoot a government official at some point in my life.
An armed...
April 2010
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Are you afraid to look squarely at the Abyss with an unflinching eye and a big set of balls? Or do you invent a ghost in the sky and name him god and ghost in yourself and name him soul? Admit your true spirit in, allow it to breath. It is expression and dwells in what you say, in what you do, in what you create. It lives in what you love and in what you hate. It is not a ghost haunting your body....
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"I haven't seen or heard from you in awhile"
It’s because I’ve been invisible and mute. I’m terribly sorry. Will you ever open up that big ol’ heart of yours and forgive me? Can this be repaired? Can we go back to the old days when I was as visible and talkative as all shit?
*shuffling of feet, studying the ground, hands in pockets*
“I suppose”
We embrace vigorously, then enjoy a pot of tea.
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“You know you’re getting old when you have to score blow off your kid.”
– Barak Obama, on his father
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For the record, I'm a leg man.
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@aerissa
aerissa:
early-onset-of-night: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…
aerissa replied to your photo: I spent the last 30 seconds trying to resist calling you a dickhead. It didn’t work. Dickhead.
early-onset-of-night: Shut up, you want me. Now show me your tits!
aerissa: Of course I want you. I want you to understand that you’re a dickhead. I thought that was clear.
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God I love getting enough sleep
And the early morning… I’m so excited. I just want to go, go, go. I don’t even want to shower and brush my teeth. I just want to go outside and walk and smell the air. A shower can wait, but brushing my teeth cannot. I do not wish to kill anyone when I say Good Mornin’! I can see the headline now: BIOLOGICAL WARFARE SUSPECTED IN EARLY MORNING DEATH OF ELDERLY SOUTH DAKOTA...
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String theory posits that the electrons and quarks...
Fuckin’ A.
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Recorded in my garage a few hours ago :-)
© Most...
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I'm sitting here watching a movie
and there’s an attractive woman getting dressed—bra and panties, but no nudity. She sits down on the bed to put some stockings on—and the camera cuts to her face while she’s doing it. WHAT IN THE FUCK DO THEY TEACH PEOPLE AT FILM SCHOOL? Jesus. The director is the stupidest fucking man ever. He should be sterilized and locked up far, far away from a camera. I can’t...
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cadiaz05 asked: Avoiding the main subject of one your blogs (the brain chemistry one), a doctor once tried to tell me about "3rd-hand smoke"...needless to say, I wanted to slap her.
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awkwardpandalalala asked: i just read your post about brain chemistry, and i completely disagree with you, but only because my dr has explained it in ways that make the most sense, and im on medication currently that actually has helped the anxiety and depression in my life. but medication is not meant to replace the chemistry, and THATS where the problem lies, is that most people believe that medication is there soely to...
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The Mexican Woman
I imagine that you sleep well in a room with lots of air. Windows open, with breezes, softness. This is in Mexico. I know it gets cold there, but in my mind it’s tropical always. I imagine a white lace nighty flowing against your skin, whispering. The contrast is very nice. Mocha skin, white lace nighty, each emphasizing the other, each making the other striking. It’s very fun to look at. You...
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Climate Scientist, Heated Up Over Satirical Video,... →
I love it when someone pisses off a self-important dipshit so much that he wants to sue. These are the moments that I live for.
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Inspired by jordandoomed
owner of the luckiest boyfriend on the planet, I have constructed my own dealbreaker list: 1. You don’t LOVE going down on me 2. You buy an item of clothing or footwear and don’t wear it within a year 3. You don’t drink 4. You do meth, heroin, or any ‘hard’ drugs 5. You hate yourself 6. You think you’re ugly 7. You go to church 8. You wanna get married after...
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personal dealbreakers:
jordandoomed:
1. You tan.
2. You shave your body hair for any purpose that isn’t strictly athletic.
3. You use the word “cuddle” or “snuggle.”
4. You say, even once, “I’m not good enough for you.”
5. You wear skinny jeans.
In any of these cases, I lose my ladyboner without question.
I love this. You are an awesome chick. Does CD know that the universe has totally fucking blessed him? Does...
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“Homophobia is like racism and anti-Semitism and other forms of bigotry in that...”
– Coretta Scott King(via socialisimo) (via borednschooled) (via tillthemusicends)
…awesome. I can almost forgive the atrocious “personhood” in this.
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I don't really believe depression is caused by...
Or any mental illness for that matter.
True, some “clinically” depressed people and other lunatics have altered brain chemistry. This can be proven.
But how do we know the altered brain chemistry is the CAUSE of being wacko? Maybe it’s the other way around. Maybe being screwy alters brain chemistry. Maybe not—but it’s never been proven either way.
I know people...
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Vu ja de:
The feeling that this has never happened before.
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Colon:
When he asked if he had used the colon correctly I thought he might be into punctuation, but when I saw the blood in the toilet I knew I was wrong. Not by any means did he use the colon correctly. Not at all.
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“I’m into lube. Anyone else? Lube anyone? Some guys like K-Y, some...”
– Dave Attell
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I want
minions
henchmen
people who call me sir
I want people to bring me wine
I want retainers
servants
female playthings
waiting on my bed
I want chauffeurs
and butlers
out the ass
I want a castle so big
I get lost in it
going to my gilded toilet
to relieve my gilded self
I want a heart-shaped bed
and a kidney-shaped pool
and a crown-shaped head
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That is all. You may be...
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Supper consisted of--
Sweet Potato Soup (sweet potatoes, onions, garlic, Anaheim peppers, sauteed in butter), add chicken stock, chili sauce, peanut butter.
Granny Smith apple
Dr. Pepper
Life is good
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Tonight's wood shop homework:
Chapter 17, The Myriad Peg: Uses, Traits, and Theories.
Read. Answer 8 “discussion questions” at the end. Build noose at top of stairs. Hang self.
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@people who don't understand
I don’t understand either.
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Deleted scenes have been deleted for a reason.
Why include these? Why brag about it? (Includes the deleted scenes!!!) I just watched all the deleted scenes for About Schmidt. It was an unbridled shrug-fest. They weren’t even mildly amusing. They were clunkers. They were boring. They did not further the story, provide humor, or give insight into characters. They have no reason to exist. Also, when a movie brags about being Uncut!! or...
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radphlegm asked: You should! More honesty PLEASE! People aren't honest enough in this world!
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i think im attracted
kwelluh:
eskinny:
faketalesofny:
to gay men because they actually care and say nice things to me.
I care and will say nice things. Is it ok if, when I’m done all caring and saying nice things, I sort of bend you over and give you a new appreciation for the phrase “doggy-style”?
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Shut the fuck up. I wear condoms bigger than your...
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Anonymous asked: Strange. I just noticed your fuckyeahprettyfeet category today. On the very same day a stranger quietly sidled up to me and whispered, "You have really sexy feet." ...again. Perhaps I should photo shoot them and get them some real publicity? LOL.
P.S. Glad you're back from your 24 hour mandatory holiday. You were missed on my Dash.
P.S. Glad you're back from your 24 hour mandatory holiday. You were missed on my Dash.
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