August 2010
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Tomorrow. Me. Golfing.
Damn.
Never have I golfed. Never have I wanted to. Rather, I mocked it, correctly. Hitting a little tiny ball all around a vast, zillion-dollar yard: it seemed like the behavior of those who should be at least sterilized, if not killed. Rich people beating off in a really complex way, but beating off nonetheless.
I will do it, though.
Lisa says I should experience everything.
Even this.
Damn.
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I was talking to a girl today, someone I'm...
and she began a sentence this way: “The guy I’m currently banging…”
How cool is that?
Hahaha. She cracks me up.
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Write one leaf about dust.
(via writeoneleaf)
It was a fine Fall morning when I left for the mall, credit card in hand. The air was as crisp as burnt toast and the radiation was on Low. As I drove, I was secure in my intentions: to appease for a time the hungry naught of my soul with a little madcap consumerism. I thought of things I didn’t need, licked my chops, and stomped even harder on the gas. Shorty after I...
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dicks-oak:
early-onset-of-night replied to your post: stfuracists replied to your link: Please reblog…
What’s wrong with a gay-straight alliance anyway? I know you guys aren’t one, but still….Anyway, I signed and reblogged. Not sure how much value it will have since I don’t go to your school, but always support this stuff :)
Well we originally (almost two years ago) had appealed for a GSA and...
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It's funny that pirates were always going around...
never realizing that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating.
The face of a child can say it all,
especially the mouth part of the face.
“Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex...”
– Henry Louis Mencken (via art-or-porn) (via woahitsalyssa)
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I know we all Tumble, but who here Stumbles?
That is, uses StumbleUpon? If you do, would you do me a solid?
Recommend my writing to other Stumblers by clicking here
Only if you actually like my writing, of course :)
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littlekitten-deactivated2010120 asked: i laughed so hard when i saw that uranus looks like someone literally drew a circle in paint and selected a vague turquoise to fill it with
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You may or may not know, but I like to drink.
It’s my drug of choice. I occasionally smoke some pot, too, but drinking is funner to me. However, alcohol is a powerful, dangerous drug and I try to moderate it. If I have a 6-pack, it should take me 6 hours to drink it. I get a little silly. I get a little happy, but I don’t get stupid. Or sick. Or hungover. I get buzzed and feel perfectly fine in the morning. Perhaps a tad tired, but generally...
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The most isolated man on the planet:
oldsmokey:
The most isolated man on the planet will spend tonight inside a leafy palm-thatch hut in the Brazilian Amazon. As always, insects will darn the air. Spider monkeys will patrol the treetops. Wild pigs will root in the undergrowth. And the man will remain a quietly anonymous fixture of the landscape, camouflaged to the point of near invisibility.
Read more.
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First Interstate Bank on North Avenue Between...
So I was in line, slowly dying because everything was taking forever. I hate lines. I looked around for something to focus on, but it was a bank and that meant blank. It was boring solidified, boring made three dimensional. They say Jesus was the incarnation of god. I have serious doubts about that, but I know for a fact that banks are the incarnation of boring. Over to the left was the...
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Exposing yourself. This I don't get. But thanks. I...
The way it seems to me, people are sending their cocks and love tacos all over the internet all the time. I can’t imagine ever doing it. I can’t imagine a scenario where I would put together a series of activities the end result of which is a digital representation of my meat hammer in an inbox, pun intended.
I was with someone for years and wouldn’t even send her a cock...
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