January 2012
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December 2011
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So everybody Happy New Year!
Have fun, don’t drive drunk, and yadda yadda yadda…. Didn’t the solar new year begin on the 22nd? I got a Lord of The Rings calendar for Christmas which will begin its life shortly. I will retire (BUT KEEP) my 2011 Edward Gorey calendar. People always buy me the awesomest calendars. I’m staying home and sober tonight, having gotten pretty smashed on Thursday. I can’t...
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Ages of You ~ REM
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So.
I went to a bar, an “Irish pub”, and drank German beer, because the Irish are good for nothing unless we’re talking whisky. Which I wasn’t. I tried to work on my story and I got an important conversation down and then I got a call from THE WAX BANANAS. They were doing a year-end show along with all the other local punk bands. So I went to that. I was pretty buzzed at that...
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WatchLittle doll says “Ok, crazy bitch.” Manufactured exclusively for Toys R Us by China, which manufactures everything not only for Toys R Us, but the entire United States, the doll has become controversial among really bored white people, who hilariously see it as a threat to their children. Toys R Us contends that their customers are hearing things. “You know that Electronic Voice...
THERE IS MORE TO LIFE THAN DEATH.
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I have lived in a trailer court or two
and the last time, the most recent, I was living in a rust red single wide, a total shithole, floors caving in, stains all over the ceiling, a weird, elusive smell, the works. Down the way lived Jesus, or so I pretended. Maybe six or eight trailers down, Fucking Jesus H. Christ. Or he was some dude who looked like him, with the beard and the hair and even the sandals. He was all about peace and...
The whole time I was with my family this...
What’s this? Hummus. Hummus? Yeah. What’s hummus? A dip. Or a spread. Here, smear it on the bread. See? What is it again? Hummus. Why is it brown? It’s not. It’s beige. What is it? HUMMUS. What’s in it? Chickpeas mainly. Plus a little garlic, salt and pepper, cumin, lemon juice. Hummus? Yeah. What are chickpeas? They’re…I don’t know. They’re...
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My grandmother is way old.
early-onset-of-night:
81 years old, I believe. Her name is LaVonne, but she’s always been called Bonnie. When she was a little kid, her tiny brother couldn’t pronounce “LaVonne” and instead called her “Bon”, which morphed into Bonnie, and that is what she has been known as for 70 some years. I remember, very vaguely, her 50th birthday party. She is a ginger and is riddled with Alzheimer’s and...
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I love you guys. Hope everyone has a good...
Won’t be on until the 26th, late, if then. You will yearn for me tragically, huh? I have been up since dawn, doing shit. I made a baguette to go along with my hummus, which I also made. This will be my nibble that I bring for the Christmas Eve gathering. Everyone’s bringing nibbles and this will be my contribution. Also, I am drinking a bottle of this Erdinger Dunkel beer and I notice...
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Whenever someone follows me on Twitter, and...
I peer at them curiously for a moment, as if they were a two-headed snake, and then follow them back.
ashamedtosay replied to your post: nymphetaminedream replied to your post: RE: the…
This person is confusing people who don’t believe in science with people who believe in God. You can believe in science and you can believe in God at the same time. You can have faith and understand the Bible is a book written by men who are flawed.
It’s an interesting debate, to be sure. I actually...
nymphetaminedream replied to your post: RE: the atheism debate that evolved in another person’s pleasant Christmas post.
I highly disagree that atheism is based on faith. Making a decision based on scientific evidence is not faith. Surprised you are attempting to state otherwise.
But that’s what I’m saying: the scientific evidence proving that there is no god is exactly the...
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RE: the atheism debate that evolved in another...
No reason to keep reblogging it. I guess I’m coming at it from a nihilist angle, from a truly skeptical one. True skepticism can only lead to nihilism. Keep in mind I don’t have a negative view of nihilism, unlike, say, Wikipedia, which defines it clunkily and simplistically. Certainty is not an external thing, but an internal one, and it is constructed entirely out of faith. Basically...
I had a dream that my cat looked just like Kirsten...
She was a very odd cat, with a human, Kirsten Dunst face. I tried to love her, but she just freaked me out. Also, the fur on her belly was blue. And I missed my regular cat terribly:
It was a very unpleasant dream. BRB, taking a walk in the snow….
Pistols at dawn!
:)
Early Onset of Night: One of the things I love... →
theworldisconfused:
early-onset-of-night:
alsson:
naimhe:
I have a voracious interest in religions. Not necessarily dogma, but religious history and practice. Does that surprise you? Well, I do. I’m ridiculously heavily read on the topics of various religious beliefs, practices and origins, living and dead, and one of the things I love…
I think you misunderstand the term “atheist.” We’re...
Early Onset of Night: One of the things I love... →
alsson:
naimhe:
I have a voracious interest in religions. Not necessarily dogma, but religious history and practice. Does that surprise you? Well, I do. I’m ridiculously heavily read on the topics of various religious beliefs, practices and origins, living and dead, and one of the things I love…
I think you misunderstand the term “atheist.” We’re talking about a creator here, a prime force,...
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One of the things I love about tumblr
naimhe:
I have a voracious interest in religions. Not necessarily dogma, but religious history and practice. Does that surprise you? Well, I do. I’m ridiculously heavily read on the topics of various religious beliefs, practices and origins, living and dead, and one of the things I love most about tumblr is our diversity. We are some awesome people from all different walks of life who come...
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I have never watched a whole entire James Bond...
It’s most amusing. I like the the background theme music, how it gets localized where ever 007 might be. If he’s in India, a sitar plays it. If in Mexico, a mariachi band. It’s hilarious. Apparently these movies are supposed to be action flicks, but I don’t buy it. They are so totally comedies. I’m downloading some more!
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I used to want to be cremated and have my ashes...
Fuck that. I may be a lot of things, but a hippie ain’t one of them. I want a monument, a six-foot high granite exclamation point to my life. HERE LIES MICHAEL KINDT. HE PUNK’D THE UNIVERSE. And I want the period after ‘universe’ to be a button and when you push it “Jesus Built My Hotrod” by Ministry starts playing. CLICK!
dovemans replied to your photo: My meads, hanging out in a corner of the basement….
one of the best (and oldest) beers in belgium, (which happens to be one of my favourites) has chafed lemon peals in it’s recipe.
Belgium is like the heaven of beers. It’s a country no bigger than my living room with 10,000 beers in it. All of them amazing. How there isn’t a special star shining...
aflightinto asked: If you were a strain of herb, what would you be called?
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Who am I kidding I love him
I know what you mean. I feel the same way about Vladimir Putin. I mean, shit, have you seen him without his shirt? He looks almost human.
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Shimmer, Shimmer Like A Girl ~ Veruca Salt
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cannothearthefalconer replied to your post: I am sort of drunk now,
Euripides…really….sometimes you wax too philosophical for me. ;)
Iphigenia in Aulis. I checked it out at the library today. No, I’m not reading from point A to point B, but flipping around, mostly looking at how the language flows and sounds and pans out. I don’t even really care about the meaning….
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I am sort of drunk now,
reading Euripides and listening to T. Rex and trying to write a poem.
cleverlilcharlatan replied to your photo: Gettin’ lit up! Happy Monday everybody. Be ready…
Don’t be a tease! Everyone’s patiently waiting for those pictures.
Sorry. No dick pictures :( I was being facetious. Besides, no magnifying glass. You’ll have to use your imagination. I’ll give you a hint: it looks like a hose, perhaps a nozzle.
I remember when I was a breakfast cook.
My kid wasn’t born then and I pretty much got drunk all the time. Well, like 5 times a week. I had to work at 4:30 am every damn day, cooking eggs and omelets for people. My day was done at 1 pm. Kinda cool, but a little odd. I had to hurry up, get to the liquor store, or, if it was payday, the bar, and get drunk. I’d be all tipsy and raising hell at, like, 4 in the afternoon. My...
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