May 2011
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sarabda asked: As always, I love seeing a freshly-minted Michael Kindt post float on to my dashboard like a queef during a live newscast, but recently I've been indulging in the secondary pleasure of watching some members of your audience fail to grasp the full nature of the joke. They want to believe that there are people out there that would actually say "I pray for the president, I do. I pray that...
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deviatingschism-deactivated2011 asked: This is the first time I've ever directly communicated with you and first off, just want to say hello. I go by E. Like the sound a bat makes or some sort of rodent in desperation. Anywho.
In your last post, I know what you're talking about though I have different ideas of what you're referring to as a snob. Some people are elitist but I also tend to find them narrow...
In your last post, I know what you're talking about though I have different ideas of what you're referring to as a snob. Some people are elitist but I also tend to find them narrow...
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I like snobs.
Not the “I watch a lot of tv and mostly eat fast food, and the people who read literature and eat health food are snobs” type of snobs, either. The people who have a thing they like and a very specific way of liking it, that’s what type. The Scotch Guy—I know a few of these. Scotch is almost a religion to one. The money he spends, wow. He knows everything about Scotch: what...
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You wouldn't know it lookin' at me, but I'm pretty...
I revel in it these days. All these gifs and photos on Tumblr? I barely recognize anybody. Celebrities, I assume. La dee da. Did you know somebody made a whole entire movie about a font? A whole movie. About a font. I just discovered this about a week ago. No, I didn’t watch it. I had me a sock drawer to sort out. But sure enough, people got together with a bunch of cameras, set up...
My next big fight was about homelessness.
Now, I HAVE been homeless, so it’s a bit more personal to me. I’ve never been gay (yet? Maybe I’m just waiting for the right man ;).
A sad picture of a disabled homeless man was going around with a sad, touching story attached. He was a Gulf War veteran, had been through hell, had terrible luck, etc (it’s pretty much the same fucking story). The post had 1000s of notes.
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My first big 'fight' on Tumblr was about...
I only had this Tumblr for like a month or two and I was just trying to keep up and be funny, but something pissed me off and I said so. Loudly. Sarcastically. Probably a little viciously.
I got into a fight with a liberal about homosexuality and gay rights. Very odd, I know, but what the person was saying, essentially, was that THOUGH I’M A BIG SUPPORTER OF GAY RIGHTS AND GAY MARRIAGE AND...
I'll always keep Anon on. I think it's great.
I’m probably a lot more thick-skinned than some folks. I’m older, so that might help. I rarely publish anon stuff though, even positive stuff (one time someone called me a punk rock Dave Barry, which I really liked).
But Anon will always be on for this blog. Speak freely. I don’t mind. Likely, I will just delete it and go back to looking at porn….
bestesh-mensch asked: First, I got rid of my other blog and googled yours to find it again. It's easily my favourite blog.
On to the main point.
I read your post on opinions and how people attack you as a person rather than your opinion and logic, and I believe that this is a huge problem facing our nation as a whole these days.
People would rather refute who a person is, and degrade them,...
On to the main point.
I read your post on opinions and how people attack you as a person rather than your opinion and logic, and I believe that this is a huge problem facing our nation as a whole these days.
People would rather refute who a person is, and degrade them,...
Man breaks into apartment to use bathroom, gets... →
Cue “Float On” by Modest Mouse.
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So after you raise your kid, then what do you do?
They always say YOU NEVER STOP BEING A PARENT, which is true, but you’re not, like, a Shi’ite parent anymore. The difference between having grown children and young children is like the difference between being white and being in the Klan.
What if there’s nothing to worry about on Tuesday night?
Al-Qaeda on Friday confirmed the death of bin...
The suicidal hyperbolic fuckwits went on, saying we would have our “ketchup and pickle relish mixed with our mayo”, creating Thousand Island dressing, and if we are not careful and give them everything they want, they will even mix our “balsamic vinegar and minced garlic with our extra virgin olive oil”, creating Balsamic Vinaigrette.
Nothing disgusts me more than pussies...
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Do you say koo-pon or kew-pon? We say kew-pon around here. We also drink pop instead of soda and sometimes even ‘worsh’ our clothes. I have heard people say ‘beens’ when they mean ‘seeing as how’ or ‘since’, like this: “Beens you lit your hair on fire, you’re now totally bald.” I personally don’t use that one myself, being all...
Posting porn on Tumblr is like trying to add room...
