I love it when Gandalf the Gray gets his big promotion to Gandalf the White —Two weeks paid vacation —Bigger wizard cubicle —No more “Hello my name is Gandalf” name tag —Company car (Shadowfax) —A better staff (get it?)

I love it when Gandalf the Gray gets his big promotion to Gandalf the White

—Two weeks paid vacation
—Bigger wizard cubicle
—No more “Hello my name is Gandalf” name tag
—Company car (Shadowfax)
—A better staff (get it?)