SUPREME COURT UPHOLDS OBAMACARE
“…..but it’s not that big of a deal. Really. A few parts weren’t upheld. We’ll focus on those and say they were “resoundingly defeated”. Seriously, this isn’t going to matter in the long run and Romney is still going to win because he’s white and loves America and is not black and hates America like Obama…..
Oh my God, this AND falling gas prices? Shit. No wait. Calm down. It’s not that big of a deal. And falling gas prices are not the president’s fault. It’s only the president’s fault if they’re rising and he’s a Democrat. A BLACK Democrat. Really. No biggie…..
Fuck. Commie! America has gone Commie! Run! Everybody to Nazi Germany! Quick!”
