Lady GolferAfter her Communism phase and her unshaven phaseand her bad boy phase and her minivan phaseshe lost herself in golfSaturday and Sundayshe would hit the links with the bankers and the lawyers and the doctors who escort us all to death by never taking enoughdetoursShe would smack that mute little ball aroundthat giant fucking yard keeping scorean alien in her own lifeLike most people she mistakenly thoughteverything was supposed to be goodand she thought that maybegolf could give that hercould give that to herreal goodBut golf never gave anyone anythingexcept a spoiled walk and a metal clubtoo dangerous to carry in the rainShe was not young enough for a new phase nowshe thought staring down the barrelof her daughter’s first divorceSo she kept at it kept smacking that mute little ball around that giant fucking yard smacking it harderwith every passing yeartill her joints gave wayand her organs were crushedwith timedone spentThen one day like each of usshe lay dyingAnd the demons who haunted herwho nipped at her very heelssnickered evillyin their barrenand howling holeswhere in the darknessthey hideeyes glinting with gleelike flawed but beautiful jewelsofnovaluewhatsoever

Lady Golfer

After her Communism phase
and her unshaven phase
and her bad boy phase
and her minivan phase
she lost herself in golf

Saturday and Sunday
she would hit the links
with the bankers and the lawyers
and the doctors
who escort us all to death
by
never
taking
enough
detours

She would smack that mute little ball around
that giant fucking yard
keeping score
an alien
in
her
own
life

Like most people
she mistakenly thought
everything was supposed to be good
and she thought that
maybe
golf could give that her
could give that to her
real
good

But golf never gave anyone anything
except a spoiled walk
and a metal club
too dangerous
to
carry
in
the
rain

She was not young enough for a new phase now
she thought
staring down the barrel
of her daughter’s first divorce

So she kept at it
kept smacking that mute little ball around
that giant fucking yard
smacking it harder
with every passing year
till her joints gave way
and her organs were crushed
with
time
done
spent

Then one day
like each of us
she lay dying

And the demons who haunted her
who nipped at her very heels
snickered evilly
in their barren
and howling holes
where in the darkness
they hide
eyes glinting with glee
like flawed but beautiful jewels
of
no
value
whatsoever