Revving an already loud vehicle is like saying “Check me out, I’m a dipshit!”
Especially when I’m trying to listen to StarDate on NPR. They were talking about Saturn and something about a triangle in the western sky but I couldn’t hear it because you’re revving your jalopy.
This is a stoplight, fuckhead, not NASCAR.
All the vehicles are loud now because it’s the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally. Jesus, I’m half deaf. RAAAAAAAAAAWWR! everywhere I go. Does anyone get how annoying that is?
What is the purpose of the loud vehicle? I mean, psychologically? Wouldn’t a standard t-shirt with “I’m an asshole” printed across the chest be cheaper and, blessedly, quieter? If you want, I will even read it out loud at the top of my lungs while flipping you off: “YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE!”
But you’re going to have to wait until after StarDate, because, shit man, I’m trying to concentrate!
