Hummus

Gonna make a big ol’ batch of it and eat on cracked wheat toast with heirloom tomatoes. Today I have designated TV DAY, so I’m downloading Infested! from Animal Planet, which chronicles the invasion of bugs and snakes and spiders into peoples homes. Also, the new Project Runway. Some Hoaders. Hoaders is a show where I just stare slack-jawed at the screen going “Holy fuck!”

There are people out there who shit in bags, which they then tuck away in cabinets. Holy fuck, indeed. Me, I’m housebroken.

Gonna be a good day, finally.

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