Five foods for Friday
1. Fried jasmine rice, with minced onions and garlic, sliced hot peppers, chunks of pineapple, tossed in tamari. I eat this three, sometimes four times a week.
Note: My body is largely constructed out of jasmine rice. I smell delightful when I sweat.
2. Shredded iceberg lettuce tossed with thinly sliced onions and various other yummy stuff. Smothered in my personal vinaigrette, Angel Jizz.
Note: Amusing blog post regarding this culinary treat.
3. Pizza, in virtually every meatless incarnation. Except eggplant. Yuck.
Note: 
Pizza!
4. Footlong Veggie De-Light on 9-grain bread with pepperjack cheese at the southside (not the westside) Subway. My comfort food. Perfect with a hangover.
Note: Spinach, not lettuce. Lots of pickles, banana peppers, and black olives. With the chipotle sauce.
5. Candy.
Note: I have a serious problem. And cavities.
