Talking to my friend Steve just now.

By phone. He lives up there in Montana. And I told him of my plan, my facial hair plan, how I’m not going to shave or trim or nothing for one year, and he’s all WHAT ABOUT WOMEN? Yeah? What about them? Women hardly ever talked to me when I was clean-shaven. At least this way I have a giant-ass beard while they don’t hardly ever talk to me. FREE YOURSELVES FROM THE TYRANNY OF WOMEN, BOYS! GROW A MONSTER BEARD!!

Hahahah.

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