You wanna make me feel uncomfortable? Right back at ya, buddy.

So my neighbor, who was outside smoking a cigarette and who seemed a bit drunk, just apologized to me about “All the loud sex” he just had.

I have never talked to this guy before.

"No, it was great," I told him. "I practically sprained my wrist jacking off with my ear pressed to the wall."

He chuckled nervously and went back inside.