And he went to court and was convicted. A funny thing happened on the way to the slammer, however. The jurors in the case had not been told to consider the possibility that the poor misunderstood bastard might have thought he had the woman’s consent.
You see, earlier in the night she had twice rejected his advances, but now that she was passed out, why, she was no longer rejecting him. Cool, huh?
The conviction was set aside and a new trial has been ordered. Jurors will be instructed to consider the possibility that the woman’s lack of resistance (due to being unconscious) was interpreted by the poor misunderstood bastard as consent.
Rape is one of the most horrible and invasive crimes imaginable. For those involved in law enforcement, it must be very difficult and time-consuming to deal with. Hopefully, by manipulating technicalities in this case and forcing her to publicly relive her rape twice, more women will get the message and not come forward. Right?
Jesus fucking christ.
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dubbb asked: I recently stopped eating meat because of you.. and I wanted to say thank you (:
That’s cool, I guess. I’m not a big vegetarian crusader or anything. I’m not even completely a vegetarian and certainly not a vegan. I like seared tuna steak. Yummy. I do occasionally eat fast food. My personal nadir is the Burger King Whopper. I definitely try to stay away from it, though, and am usually very successful.
I agree with a lot of the philosophy behind vegetarianism/veganism, much more so than with the no-holds-barred, everything-is-hunky-dory philosophy of the other side. Animals are treated cruelly in the production of meat, especially in the U.S, where it’s been totally mechanized. Chickens are packed in cages without even room to turn around. They are kept in the total dark and stand in their feces waiting to die. Cows are fed genetically modified corn (cuz it’s cheap! high five, America!), a substance which doesn’t exist in nature and which their systems did not evolve to handle. Thus, their immune systems break down and they have to be pumped full of hormones and antibiotics to keep them “healthy”. E. Coli, by the way, is very rare among grass-fed cattle. Additionally, meat factories are extremely damaging to the planet in a bunch of different ways.
But I don’t think fast food should be banned or taxed differently or zoned out of certain neighborhoods. I don’t care how people eat.
I just retain the right to mercilessly mock whoever I want.
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Anonymous asked: The best part about this entire article is that you somehow attach America to the invention of processed food. (as if it's possible to feed and store food for 7billion people without this) all while sipping a fucking beer in your photo. You know, cause you're so healthy.
Beer is good for you, dipshit. Cheers! And America DID invent processed food. It’s SOLE purpose is to sell and provide profit. That’s it. It’s not nutrition but a mass-produced product. If there’s any nutrition left in it, it’s entirely accidental. Go look at an American chicken farm. It’s a factory, not a farm, and it doesn’t have chickens in it, it has raw materials.
Now get back in your cubicle and eat your Cheez Whiz.
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#1 kudos! way to go! I’m a vegetarian slash vegan and fuck yeah! (followed by the thumpthump of self back-patting).
#2 so? i will still eat what i want. it tastes good and isn’t that all we ask of our food? fuck yeah! chicken nuggets (followed by hoarse coughing due to illness)
#3 BULLSHIT! you’re SO wrong! i saw on reddit/snopes/whatevermadeupwebsite that this was bullshit. you’re a complete fucking dick and should be sued and shot and set on fire you fucking scumball pig motherfucker (followed by gentle grunts as the man slips his hard cock up their naive ass…oh, baby).
To all 3 of you I say please, for the love of satan, fuck off!