EEL REMOVED FROM MAN’S BLADDER AFTER ENTERING PENIS DURING SPA TREATMENTAn erratic eel wriggled its way up a man’s penis and into his bladder following an accident during an unorthodox [there’s an understatement] beauty spa treatment in China.The “eel treatment” is similar in concept to the popular London spas that offer fish pedicures, but a thousand times creepier.“I tried to hold it and take it out,” said the man, “but the eel was too slippery to be held and it disappeared up my penis.”full story

EEL REMOVED FROM MAN’S BLADDER AFTER ENTERING PENIS DURING SPA TREATMENT

An erratic eel wriggled its way up a man’s penis and into his bladder following an accident during an unorthodox [there’s an understatement] beauty spa treatment in China.

The “eel treatment” is similar in concept to the popular London spas that offer fish pedicures, but a thousand times creepier.

“I tried to hold it and take it out,” said the man, “but the eel was too slippery to be held and it disappeared up my penis.”

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So diversity training is where you learn all about stereotypes, how and what groups of people to apply them to, then being ok with it? Wow.

Wouldn’t it be easier to just call it racism? It has less syllables. Strange also to think that the people actually training others in diversity are considered by most to be the ANTI-racists.

Sometimes it’s just insanely creepy how on the money Orwell was…

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Adult children’s ‘bad mothering’ lawsuit dismissed

Raised in a $1.5 million Barrington Hills, Ill., home by their attorney father, two grown children have spent the last few years pursuing a unique lawsuit against their mom for “bad mothering” that alleges damages caused when she failed to buy toys for one and sent another a birthday card he didn’t like. The alleged offenses also include failing to take her daughter to a car show and telling her then 7-year-old son to buckle his seat belt.

The mother has filed a counter-suit against her adult children, claiming they turned out to be, and I quote, “Complete and utter dipshits.”

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MOUNTAIN LION KILLED IN HARTFORD, CONNECTICUT APPARENTLY WALKED THERE FROM SOUTH DAKOTA
Which is pretty odd, if you think about it. According to Mapquest, that’s 1803.62 miles. What did he do on his way from here to there, I wonder? Did he stop over in Chicago and take in a Cubs game? I would have. Was he the one I saw in the canyon last Fall that made me shit my pants in the Great Outdoors? Is he the one that ate all the chickens up on that ranch near Oelrichs?Anyway, odd. And a bit hilarious—SoDak mountain lions roaming the suburbs of the East Coast, eating all the poodles and killing the flowers beds with their massive turds.

MOUNTAIN LION KILLED IN HARTFORD, CONNECTICUT APPARENTLY WALKED THERE FROM SOUTH DAKOTA

Which is pretty odd, if you think about it. According to Mapquest, that’s 1803.62 miles. What did he do on his way from here to there, I wonder? Did he stop over in Chicago and take in a Cubs game? I would have. Was he the one I saw in the canyon last Fall that made me shit my pants in the Great Outdoors? Is he the one that ate all the chickens up on that ranch near Oelrichs?

Anyway, odd. And a bit hilarious—SoDak mountain lions roaming the suburbs of the East Coast, eating all the poodles and killing the flowers beds with their massive turds.

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COSMIC GRAFFITIA billionaire Sheikh of Abu Dhabi, Hamad Bin Hamdan Al Nahyan, has carved his name into the desert so big it can be seen from outer space. “Hamad” is two miles long and well over 3,000 feet high. The first two letters, H and A, have actually turned into waterways.The Sheikh, 63, boasts a 14 billion dollar fortune, second only to the Saudi king’s. He has a fleet of more than 200 luxury cars, which he houses in a replica pyramid, and also owns his own island, Al Futaisi. He enjoys fine dining, long walks on the beach, and carving his fucking name into the side of the planet.

COSMIC GRAFFITI

A billionaire Sheikh of Abu Dhabi, Hamad Bin Hamdan Al Nahyan, has carved his name into the desert so big it can be seen from outer space. “Hamad” is two miles long and well over 3,000 feet high. The first two letters, H and A, have actually turned into waterways.

The Sheikh, 63, boasts a 14 billion dollar fortune, second only to the Saudi king’s. He has a fleet of more than 200 luxury cars, which he houses in a replica pyramid, and also owns his own island, Al Futaisi. He enjoys fine dining, long walks on the beach, and carving his fucking name into the side of the planet.

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Toronto man believes he is the first to discover the BitTorrent protocol.
He is wrong.

Toronto man believes he is the first to discover the BitTorrent protocol.

He is wrong.

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et-tu-dionysus:

mohandasgandhi:

I forgot exactly where I stole this from some days ago but I think this is the scariest picture I’ve ever seen.  Honestly.

Where has this photo been all my life?

et-tu-dionysus:

mohandasgandhi:

I forgot exactly where I stole this from some days ago but I think this is the scariest picture I’ve ever seen.  Honestly.

Where has this photo been all my life?

(via unlubricated-anal-sex)

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drblind:

jackinjill:

early-onset-of-night:

Hahaha. Oh, man. I can’t believe people take this bitch seriously.

she might have ate that bear we dont know

You gotta be fucking kidding me with this shit, really?
“I can’t believe people take this bitch seriously.” I’m pretty sure what she’s saying is that she doesn’t just go out there like mermermer I’m going to go catch me a bear today just for the all mighty fuck of it. Yep that’s what I’ma do, I’ma go shoot me some live animals just because I can, I’m lean mean animal killin machine Sarah Palin WATCHOUT cause here I come. You dumb fucks.

See? People actually take this bitch seriously. Wow.

drblind:

jackinjill:

early-onset-of-night:

Hahaha. Oh, man. I can’t believe people take this bitch seriously.

she might have ate that bear we dont know

You gotta be fucking kidding me with this shit, really?

“I can’t believe people take this bitch seriously.” I’m pretty sure what she’s saying is that she doesn’t just go out there like mermermer I’m going to go catch me a bear today just for the all mighty fuck of it. Yep that’s what I’ma do, I’ma go shoot me some live animals just because I can, I’m lean mean animal killin machine Sarah Palin WATCHOUT cause here I come. You dumb fucks.

See? People actually take this bitch seriously. Wow.

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Hahaha. Oh, man. I can’t believe people take this bitch seriously.

Hahaha. Oh, man. I can’t believe people take this bitch seriously.

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Japanese porn is so odd.

They blur out the wiener…and not even very well. There are two attractive Asian people rolling around with their genitals poorly disguised by digitization.

I know, the 10 or 12 of you who actually read my text posts are chuckling and saying, “Yeah, that is stupid. It’s not like we don’t know what they’re are doing!” But it’s more than just stupid, kids. It’s bizarre.

What thought process goes from A to B and ends up with weirdly vandalized genitalia? Because it’s NOT censored. It’s not. Everyone on the planet knows what’s under the blurring. It’s actually vandalized penises and vaginas.

What socio-economic or moral background creates this type of behavior, vandalizing genitalia and insisting it’s censored?

I can’t get off watching this stuff because I feel the need to analyze the deeply weird behavior behind it. The sex is normal: two or more people fucking. People filming it. It’s a performance. A company sells it, or tries to (who pays for porn in 2010? I heard it was a billion dollar industry and all I can think is “A fool and his money are soon parted”)…all of which is perfectly normal.

But then some weird, twisted freak gets a hold of it, some freak with a tie and a desk, and he blots out the cock and pussy, snickering. It’s vandalism, pure and simple. I mean, if I draw a mustache on a picture of Emma Watson, no one thinks she’s a dude.

It’s the same type of shit.

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Dear Scratched-Out Person,
Please enclose a $20 bill (U.S.) in an envelope and mail it to: PO Box 414, Spearfish, SD 57783.
Thank you.

Dear Scratched-Out Person,

Please enclose a $20 bill (U.S.) in an envelope and mail it to: PO Box 414, Spearfish, SD 57783.

Thank you.

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It’s weird when you innocently check your Facebook and you learn the girl you lost your virginity to is now a grandmother.

I need many drinks. This is affecting me in a very profound and colossal way. Sure, her grandmotherhood is the result of a teen pregnancy, but that doesn’t keep it from fucking with my mind on a cosmic level. It’s also no help to remember that she was a senior and I was a sophomore. It’s just…wow.

BRB. Going to buy my son a thousand-pack of condoms.

(Those of you who are friends with me on FB: she is a Latina with enormous hooters).

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