indoorcat:

Yay!
Michael Kindt’s book, Early Onset of Night, Volume 1, has finally made its brave way across the Atlantic Ocean! It’s signed by the author, has that new book smell and an unbroken spine, and I can’t wait to get started.
It also came with a bonus card with an angry cat on the front, which brightened up my rainy day.
Thanks, Mike! :)

I hope you enjoy it, Ayfa!There are now 4 copies of my book in Ireland (that I’m certain of). I am weirdly proud about that.I won’t be doing signed copies for awhile, but you can still buy it on Amazon…even in Europe :)PS: I WANT A THIN LIZZY T-SHIRT NO FAIR

indoorcat:

Yay!

Michael Kindt’s book, Early Onset of Night, Volume 1, has finally made its brave way across the Atlantic Ocean! It’s signed by the author, has that new book smell and an unbroken spine, and I can’t wait to get started.

It also came with a bonus card with an angry cat on the front, which brightened up my rainy day.

Thanks, Mike! :)

I hope you enjoy it, Ayfa!

There are now 4 copies of my book in Ireland (that I’m certain of). I am weirdly proud about that.

I won’t be doing signed copies for awhile, but you can still buy it on Amazon…even in Europe :)

PS: I WANT A THIN LIZZY T-SHIRT NO FAIR

REVERSALS

Let that which stood in front go behind,
Let that which was behind advance to the front,
Let bigots, fools, unclean persons, offer new propositions,
Let the old propositions be postponed,
Let a man seek pleasure everywhere except in himself,
Let a woman seek happiness everywhere except in herself.

- Walt Whitman

in-the-afternoon:

Hysterical Literature: Session Four

Stormy reads from American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis.

Filmmaker Clayton Clubit stages readings by women of pieces of usually transgressive literature.

Oh, and they are having orgasms while they read aloud.

I am fascinated by this and strangely aroused.

(Source: animeerranti)

Tags: art erotica lit

I have a subscription to Cosmo. I do. I tell people that and they go “No fucking way” and I go “Fucking way” and they’re all “Fucking whatever.”I do, though. I swear.When I walk up to someone in my steel-toed boots and black cowboy hat, all bearded and shit, holding a Cosmo, people are confused. When I begin talking excitedly about Michelle getting into the final of Project Runway after coming so close to being eliminated, they become downright terrified. It’s when I stick a big ol’ chaw of tobacco in my mouth and announce that I’m The World’s Most Liberal Republican™ that heads begin to explode, however.I’m like Louis from Interview With The Vampire. I’m “at odds with everything”. Oh, and Antonio Banderas totally wants to fuck me too.But this month I’m officially cancelling my subscription. It just got old and lost its charm. It was like The Onion to me at one time: hilarious. But now it’s just sad. The mythic levels of vacuousness, the cosmic degrees of banality…It’s all just getting too real! Oh, and logging into Tumblr everyday doesn’t help matters. If I see another Doctor Who gif set I’m going to shoot myself in the head with a bow and arrow while listening to Mumford and Sons and flashing the “2” sign with my fingers.I’m actually starting to believe there are women out there who read Cosmo like it ain’t a complete fucking joke—and that terrifies me to the very depths of my soul.I just can’t be a party to this any longer—sorry, Giant Media Conglomerate with the ethics of a bathtub ring.*logs out and begins blasting Pretty Vacant by the Sex Pistols*

I have a subscription to Cosmo. I do. I tell people that and they go “No fucking way” and I go “Fucking way” and they’re all “Fucking whatever.”

I do, though. I swear.

When I walk up to someone in my steel-toed boots and black cowboy hat, all bearded and shit, holding a Cosmo, people are confused. When I begin talking excitedly about Michelle getting into the final of Project Runway after coming so close to being eliminated, they become downright terrified. It’s when I stick a big ol’ chaw of tobacco in my mouth and announce that I’m The World’s Most Liberal Republican™ that heads begin to explode, however.

I’m like Louis from Interview With The Vampire. I’m “at odds with everything”. Oh, and Antonio Banderas totally wants to fuck me too.

But this month I’m officially cancelling my subscription. It just got old and lost its charm. It was like The Onion to me at one time: hilarious. But now it’s just sad. The mythic levels of vacuousness, the cosmic degrees of banality…

It’s all just getting too real!

Oh, and logging into Tumblr everyday doesn’t help matters. If I see another Doctor Who gif set I’m going to shoot myself in the head with a bow and arrow while listening to Mumford and Sons and flashing the “2” sign with my fingers.

I’m actually starting to believe there are women out there who read Cosmo like it ain’t a complete fucking joke—and that terrifies me to the very depths of my soul.

I just can’t be a party to this any longer—sorry, Giant Media Conglomerate with the ethics of a bathtub ring.

*logs out and begins blasting Pretty Vacant by the Sex Pistols*

(Source: early-onset-of-night)

Currently reading…

Currently reading…

(Source: early-onset-of-night)

Tags: books lit history

“…Clinically proven to relieve dry skin.

I remember reading that almost every day when I took a piss. I would stand there, pissing and reading “clinically proven to relieve dry skin”.

What does that even mean? What clinic? There are people proving this in clinics? In Africa, children are starving, AIDS is rampant. War is everywhere. Religious nuts of the This and That persuasion are killing each other in the Middle East and elsewhere. People in the richest country on Earth are dying of cancer because they don’t have enough money and people are squirreled away in clinics fucking working on this shit?

As her bath products built up, I became angrier and angrier. They are toiletries, actually, but who says ‘toiletries’? They fucking built up and built up. There was more and more of them until the bathroom was stuffed.

If I bitched at her she felt attacked, so I’d lay off, say nothing, and there’d be more and more of them. She wasn’t happy, of course. How could she be? Her entire psychology had been manipulated to think she wasn’t good enough as is, that she needed all this fucking useless shit, that her skin was so dry that she needed some clinically proven goop to relieve it.

Her routine in the morning got longer and longer and longer and the only thing she was doing was applying more and more corporately produced chemicals on to her body, layer after layer. It was like she was building a shell.

Basically, she was convinced that burying herself was a good idea, a clinically proven one. I disagreed, and for that I was an asshole…”

(excerpt from my novel coming out later this year)

Tags: writing prose lit

"No man should carve runes unless he can read them well."

— 900-year-old writing advice from an Icelandic Saga.

Tags: writing prose lit

3point14applepie:

Aww, look what I just found. :)

This is a book I wrote. I send it out to people, all signed and with a cute little card for $12.99. It has 200 pages, so that’s about half a cent a page.          Shipping is free.Yes, there are words on the pages, many of which are not even “fuck”.Get one here or buy a regular, unsigned one over on Amazon like some sort of person who doesn’t mind paying shipping.Thanks! Also, if you have questions.

3point14applepie:

Aww, look what I just found. :)

This is a book I wrote. I send it out to people, all signed and with a cute little card for $12.99. It has 200 pages, so that’s about half a cent a page.          Shipping is free.

Yes, there are words on the pages, many of which are not even “fuck”.

Get one here or buy a regular, unsigned one over on Amazon like some sort of person who doesn’t mind paying shipping.

Thanks! Also, if you have questions.

"Football, beer, and above all gambling, filled up the horizon of their minds. To keep them in control was not difficult."

— George Orwell, 1984

Tags: lit books

Recommended reading: “Sextus Empiricus (ca. 160–210 CE), exponent of scepticism and critic of the Dogmatists, was a Greek physician and philosopher, pupil and successor of the medical sceptic Herodotus (not the historian) of Tarsus. He probably lived for years in Rome and possibly also in Alexandria and Athens. His three surviving works are ‘Outlines of Pyrrhonism’ (three books on the practical and ethical scepticism of Pyrrho of Elis, ca. 360–275 BCE, as developed later, presenting also a case against the Dogmatists); ‘Against the Dogmatists’ (five books dealing with the Logicians, the Physicists, and the Ethicists); and ‘Against the Professors’ (six books: Grammarians, Rhetors, Geometers, Arithmeticians, Astrologers, and Musicians). These two latter works might be called a general criticism of professors of all arts and sciences. Sextus’s work is a valuable source for the history of thought especially because of his development and formulation of former sceptic doctrines.”

Recommended reading: “Sextus Empiricus (ca. 160–210 CE), exponent of scepticism and critic of the Dogmatists, was a Greek physician and philosopher, pupil and successor of the medical sceptic Herodotus (not the historian) of Tarsus. He probably lived for years in Rome and possibly also in Alexandria and Athens. His three surviving works are ‘Outlines of Pyrrhonism’ (three books on the practical and ethical scepticism of Pyrrho of Elis, ca. 360–275 BCE, as developed later, presenting also a case against the Dogmatists); ‘Against the Dogmatists’ (five books dealing with the Logicians, the Physicists, and the Ethicists); and ‘Against the Professors’ (six books: Grammarians, Rhetors, Geometers, Arithmeticians, Astrologers, and Musicians). These two latter works might be called a general criticism of professors of all arts and sciences. Sextus’s work is a valuable source for the history of thought especially because of his development and formulation of former sceptic doctrines.”

Tags: lit philosophy

“Of all writings I love only that which is written with blood.

Write with blood: and you will discover that blood is spirit.

It is not an easy thing to understand unfamiliar blood: I hate the reading idler.

He who knows the reader, does nothing further for the reader. Another century of readers - and spirit itself will stink.

That everyone can learn to read will ruin in the long run not only writing, but thinking too.

Once spirit was God, then it became man, now it is even become the mob.

He who writes in blood and aphorisms does not want to be read, he wants to be learned by heart.”

- thus spoke Zarathustra

(Source: early-onset-of-night)

“The Reading Rainbow” by The Doors (or Jimmy Fallon?)

Tags: music lol lit

So Jack London

Currently reading John Barleycorn, a sort of autobiography of his alcoholism. It’s pretty damn funny, I tell ya.

It begins on election day in California and guess what was on the ballot? Women’s Suffrage. Should we or shouldn’t we allow the ladies to vote?

Jack voted Yes, Let’s Let Ladies Vote. Yay! Know why? Because back then most women supported “temperance”, which is propaganda-speak for “outlawing booze”. He knew that women widely supported banning alcohol and he knew if they got the vote, they’d go after it politically, which they did.

Jack London voted for Women’s Suffrage to quit drinking. Lulz.

Women’s Suffrage and banning booze were moving piecemeal back then, kind of like how gay marriage is moving piecemeal now. State by state it becomes law, then BOOM it goes nationwide.

God bless our federalist system.

Anyway, he never did quit drinking, even though it was banned. In fact, no one at all quit drinking even though it was banned. The 18th Amendment did nothing except criminalize the majority of our population and create organized crime. Yay!

Jack London pretty much drank himself to death, which is incredibly shocking and rare for a writer.

No law is ever obeyed because it’s a law. Murder is illegal, yet it happens all the time. All of the people not murdering wouldn’t murder if murder became legal, just in the same way that all of the people murdering still murder even though murder is illegal. If a law exists and someone obeys it, it’s only incidentally. That’s my theory anyway.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to smoke a joint and download a discography torrent.

Carry on.

I’ve Grown Partial to This HatThis is me yesterday out in my yard. Good god, I love Fall. I’m outside a lot. Basically, I’m out in the yard and every once in a while I’ll run into the house, post something brilliant on the internet, then run back out.Like I said in the title, I’ve grown partial to this hat. I feel kind of naked without it. I wear it everywhere: to bed, in the shower, while line dancing alone in my sad, little apartment—everywhere. The only time I take it off is when I masturbate, because keeping it on then would be just plain rude.Manners, people!The best book I read in the last 30 days was The Journal of George Fox. The Journal of George Fox is the “spiritual autobiography” of the dude who started the Quakers back in the 1600s. He was the Original Quaka (OQ). Starting a brand new (and very liberal, let’s not forget) view of Christianity got him into pretty much constant shit. He was always being run out of towns and getting thrown into slammers—just for thinkin’ and sayin’ different.One time, after he pissed off a bunch of stuck-in-the-muds, he got his ass kicked. He described it as “an extensive pummeling”.Indeed.During the skirmish, he lost his hat, and according to him, “never had it again”.How can that be? I wondered. If I was getting my ass kicked by a bunch of Michele Bachmann types and my hat fell off, I’d go back and get that sumbitch. Count on it.That was the only part of the book where I didn’t admire George Fox.Priorities, George. Come on!

I’ve Grown Partial to This Hat

This is me yesterday out in my yard. Good god, I love Fall. I’m outside a lot. Basically, I’m out in the yard and every once in a while I’ll run into the house, post something brilliant on the internet, then run back out.

Like I said in the title, I’ve grown partial to this hat. I feel kind of naked without it. I wear it everywhere: to bed, in the shower, while line dancing alone in my sad, little apartment—everywhere. The only time I take it off is when I masturbate, because keeping it on then would be just plain rude.

Manners, people!

The best book I read in the last 30 days was The Journal of George Fox. The Journal of George Fox is the “spiritual autobiography” of the dude who started the Quakers back in the 1600s. He was the Original Quaka (OQ). Starting a brand new (and very liberal, let’s not forget) view of Christianity got him into pretty much constant shit. He was always being run out of towns and getting thrown into slammers—just for thinkin’ and sayin’ different.

One time, after he pissed off a bunch of stuck-in-the-muds, he got his ass kicked. He described it as “an extensive pummeling”.

Indeed.

During the skirmish, he lost his hat, and according to him, “never had it again”.

How can that be? I wondered. If I was getting my ass kicked by a bunch of Michele Bachmann types and my hat fell off, I’d go back and get that sumbitch. Count on it.

That was the only part of the book where I didn’t admire George Fox.

Priorities, George. Come on!

As a matter of fact, no,

you don’t have to go through Ebay to purchase signed copies of my books. You CAN just do it via Paypal. My email address associated with PayPal is earlyDOTonsetDOTofDOTnightATgmailDOTcom. Oh, and I hope you don’t mind that I shared this with the class. I got rent to pay.


If you are so inclined, the book(s) can be purchased via Amazon and Barnes & Noble and so on. My Amazon author page is here. Also, get it in Europe through Amazon UK and make my stupid “I’m big in Europe” t-shirt less ironic.

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